"Lite Light - Megadimension Neptunia VII" is a high quality rip of "Lite Light" from Megadimension Neptunia VII.
Joke[]
The rip is in truth an audio drama, directly following the events of Nep Station - Megadimension Neptunia VII. CPUs Blanc and Vert are enjoying tea-time when Donkey Kong comes to interrupt their break. They seem to get in a fight, but soon stop so the girls can revive Neptune with their items. Neptune gets back up, and actor Wilford Brimley appears to take them all out. Using sweet foods, he defeats Blanc, yet Neptune manages to kill him and gain enough EXP for Vert to level up.
Track list[]
| Time Stamp | Track name | Game of origin |
|---|---|---|
| 0:04 - 0:10 | $100 | Hyperdimension Neptunia mk2 |
| 0:11 - 0:14 | Uni's theme | Hyperdimension Neptunia mk2 |
| 0:21 - 0:30 | INSECURE FEELING | Megadimension Neptunia VII |
| 0:31 - 0:45 | Lite Light | Hyperdimension Neptunia mk2 |
| 1:00 - 1:13 | Let's Bake the Cookie! | Megadimension Neptunia VII |
| 1:17 - 1:21 | The VISION of TELATIVITY | Megadimension Neptunia VII |
| 1:33 - 1:46 | FATE | Megadimension Neptunia VII |
Transcript[]
[Heavily distorted Girl Selection Sound]
UMIO: The nation where CPU Black Heart rules: Lastation.
[A recording starts playing]
NOIRE (RECORDING): I don't care who it is, I'm cutting them all down to size!
CREWS (RECORDING): CHIIIIPS!
[Noire turns into a vending machine with an explosion. Umio stops the recording]
UMIO: Hm, not bad.
WILFORD: And I've slipped up, and I've eaten ice cream, and apple pie, and I've done things I shouldn't do.
UMIO: This is also a tactic.
[Scene changes to Vert and Blanc]
VERT: Shall we take a break for teatime?
BLANC: Can't be helped.
[Sound of cups being placed on table]
VERT: Hmmm, this is the only way to truly enjoy tea.
BLANC: Not bad.
[Donkey Kong's displeased grunt echoes in the background]
VERT: Am I imagining things?
[Donkey Kong's whine echoes in the background]
BLANC: Hm?
[Donkey Kong walks up to them. He grunts and a swing is heard]
VERT: Here comes a source of money and experience.
[Sound of impact]
NEPTUNE: I'd be happy if you healed me.
VERT: Here.
[Sound of the phone opening]
KYU (FLASHBACK): There are like a ton of different GRAND DAD!
VERT: Please use this.
[She gives an item to Neptune]
BLANC: Use this!
[She gives also gives her an item. Super Mario Bros. 1-up sound effect plays and Neptune recovers]
NEPTUNE: A-...
NEPTUNE AND DK: Okay!
[First notes of The VISION of TELATIVITY play as a musical sting to introduce Wilford Brimley]
WILFORD: Good morning, I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes about diabetes.
BLANC: You actually think you can beat me?
WILFORD: Diabetes.
BLANC: Annoying.
VERT: I think something hit me.
WILFORD: Ice cream.
[Wilford strikes Blanc twice with ice cream. She talks as she gets hit a second time]
BLANC: Ugh! This attack won't-
WILFORD: Apple pie.
BLANC: Dammnit, how could I lose...to...
NEPTUNE: Yahoo!
[Neptune strikes Wilford three times]
NEPTUNE: I've got the final hit!
[She gives Wilford the coup-de-grace]
WILFORD: I was experiencing symptoms that were strange and, uh...I wasn't afraid to die. Have a good day.
[Wilford Brimley turns into dust. Undertale LV up sound plays]
VERT: Oh, how I love that level up sound!